Enhancement Suggestion

[JRL]

I would like a set of new functions that do what I was thinking regardless of what I wrote.
I have an immediate need for this new functionality.

Thank you for your thoughtful consideration of my request,
Dick

[Dorian (MJT support)]

Hahahaha. Just to add to this I think we need ones that spot those typos we fail to notice no matter how hard we look. Or maybe your criteria already covers that.

[Marcus Tettmar]

I would like a set of new functions that do what I was thinking regardless of what I wrote.
I have an immediate need for this new functionality.

Thank you for your thoughtful consideration of my request,
Dick

Our automated suggestion tracker already detected what you were thinking, came up with a set of functions to do what you think you wanted, decided you meant something different and rejected them.

[JRL]

I thought I detected
A thought detector
Detecting the thought I was thinking

The thought detected
Rejected detecting
Without a twitch or a blinking

Your tracker upended
The thought was suspended
The process now gone awry

The notion inspected
Demeaned and rejected
Was most likely done so for stinking.

[Dorian (MJT support)]

I thought I detected
A thought detector
Detecting the thought I was thinking

The thought detected
Rejected detecting
Without a twitch or a blinking

Your tracker upended
The thought was suspended
The process now gone awry

The notion inspected
Demeaned and rejected
Was most likely done so for stinking.

If it reads my thoughts
Then one day it might want to
Call men in white coats

[JRL]

Who's that knocking at the door...?

[PepsiHog]

If it tries to read my thoughts, it's not me that will be wearing the white coat.

Oh, I just realized, maybe you weren't referring to straight jackets. I was wondering why the men would be wearing them.

Funny, when you refered to white coats, it made me think of straight jackets.

PepsiHog

[PepsiHog]

Oh! Now I get it. The men in white coats are delivering the straight jacket(s).

PepsiHog